Cristina Moreno

I believe that “life” should always be used as an excuse for things. Did you get to work late? What happened? Life. Did you crash your car? What happened? Life. Did you start a blog entry and fail to complete it? What happened? Life!

When your dad is a cop, you learn a few things. You learn how to read people. You learn how to assess your environment, keeping an eye out for the closest exit. You learn how to tell a good lie (short, plausible, don’t drop too many details at once or else you just look guilty). You learn that sometimes, the lines between “good” and “bad” are blurred. You learn that cops hate doughnut jokes.